doktorbutchee
Any advice on dressing like Darren Nichols, and maybe how to pull it off despite probably being limited to only the weekends? (And also having slight problems with confidence, which is part of the reasons for weekends only.)

soyonscruels:

well, to start with, all of darren nichols’ life is a weekend, in that i am sure concepts like ‘the working week’ and ‘weather or occasion appropriate clothing’ are utterly foreign to him. secondly: start small!

(i think i answered this question before like a year ago but i cannot be bothered to find it SO ONWARDS.)

the key to dressing like darren nichols is to eventually build up to a collection of clothing so ostentatious and bonkers they can only be worn together. you know, you can’t just wear a nice comfy jumper with your leather trousers. you need to be wearing eyeliner with that many sequins. if you don’t wear a scarf your entire bra will be on show. (it will end up entirely on show anyway.) that sort of thing.

but you don’t have to do that now. so here is what you do to practice: start with tight black clothes, it doesn’t really matter what, but this is the easiest palette to work with. you are going to procure the most bonkers scarf you can find. if you want help with this, come talk to me about where i got my alexander mcqueen scarf (a factory mistake). you are going to wear this either a) around your neck (see here & here) or in your hair (see here).

you can also try your plain tight black ensemble with one of the following:

  • a fake fur coat (please buy fake! the fur industry is horrible)
  • a suit jacket
  • a waistcoat
  • a very large necklace. something big with lots of stones, or a big gold collar, etc
  • LOTS OF BELTS
  • absurd boots
  • leather wrist cuffs
  • some kind of really ridiculous leggings
  • EVENTUALLY: (almost) ALL OF THIS AT ONCE

i also recommend: a lot of eyeliner, a lot of very dark or very metallic lipstick, very dramatic nail polish, a lot of glitter. HOWEVER. HERE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING: you, friend, can pull off dressing like darren nichols because you can. you are going to go out there and you are going to channel a heinous crazy vicious confidence machine whose outfit says, ‘shut the fuck up, you bourgeois fucks, I’M here now and you’d better be LOOKING’. everybody on earth looks good in black. everyone. EVERYONE ON EARTH CAN PULL OFF WHAT THEY’RE WEARING IF THEY ARE CONFIDENT. the trick is to act as if your clothes exist as a condition of the universe. of course you’re wearing them, what else would you be?

augustbird:

buckybuns:

imagine your icon as a lingerie model

my icon’s sebastian stan but then i ended up drawing various stages of post-catws bucky in lingerie

edit: blame ofmightyopposites and augustbird for some of the lingerie

"you bought what?" steve demands.  he hopes no one notices his ears burning, even if he suddenly has to lean forward to put his elbows on his knees.

"it’s the twenty first century," tony says, setting a tiny pink gift bag on the coffee table next to bucky, "think of it as an introduction to the modern age."  he points at steve.  "remind me.  did they have positions other than the missionary back in the day?"

"do you have a death wish," bucky asks, but it’s such a flat intonation that it doesn’t sound like a question at all.

"you sure you don’t want to model for us?" tony asks.

"i don’t want to be in this room," bruce announces, and leaves.

bucky crumples up the bag with his metal hand and throws it hard at tony’s face.

_____

steve’s going through the last of some paperwork on his tablet computer in bed when the bathroom door opens.  Steve glances up, looks back down at his tablet again—and then.

"bucky," steve says, staring.

bucky licks his lips, tucking a thumb underneath the waistband so that it slides a little down his hip, revealing more of the hair leading down to where his cock is clearly outlined under the lacy fabric.  the panties are the only thing that he’s wearing—dark against the pale skin of his upper thigh.

"um," steve says intelligently.

bucky smiles a little then, advances on him.  he crawls up the bed until he’s inches away from steve’s face, the tiny smile turning into a full blown feral grin.  he leans in and breathes against steve’s ear: “don’t think i didn’t notice your reaction.”

"uh," steve agrees articulately.  his hands can’t help themselves, his palms slide over the lace covering bucky’s ass before squeezing lightly.  bucky makes this soft, surprised noise and any coherent thought that steve might have been attempting to formulate evaporates away entirely.

"let’s ruin them," bucky says against steve’s neck.

_____

three weeks later, natasha knocks on steve’s door in the middle of breakfast.  steve’s hair is still sticking up from sleep and bucky’s eating cereal with an array of knives waiting to be sharpened spread around him.

"this came for you," natasha says, handing steve a box, "i’m not going to ask."

steve looks down at the box from victoria’s secret and wants to die.

bucky shoves a spoonful of cheerios into his mouth and just smirks.

S A M   W I L S O N  // F   A   L   C   O   N 

“Some stuff you leave there, other stuff you bring back. It’s our job to figure out how to carry it. Is it gonna be in a big suitcase or in a little man-purse? It’s up to you.”

iwouldfookthat:

STORY TIME
So I got this photo signed for a friend as a surprised gift because this picture is just amazing in every way but I decided not to comment on it when Sebastian was signing it. So while signing it Sebastian was like “Just to let you know I have NO IDEA what I was doing in this picture they just told me to put the perfume close to my mouth and I was like uhhhhh okay” I think my sister was about to die from pure laughter beside me.

iwouldfookthat:

STORY TIME

So I got this photo signed for a friend as a surprised gift because this picture is just amazing in every way but I decided not to comment on it when Sebastian was signing it. So while signing it Sebastian was like “Just to let you know I have NO IDEA what I was doing in this picture they just told me to put the perfume close to my mouth and I was like uhhhhh okay” I think my sister was about to die from pure laughter beside me.

Anonymous
Your flowers are adorable. Especially when they are on Thor.

zeeewa:

awww, thanks so much!!!!

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here, just for you!! covered in flower petals like the cutie patootie he is!!!

sebadasstian-stan:

sebastian stan in a nutshell (x)

gingercatsneeze:

In the Flesh art trade with SAMA-MA! <33
I hope you like it!!! btw your mail arrived YOU ARE AMAZING uhuhuhu
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~Not gonna say anything spoilery, please watch this show everyone~

gingercatsneeze:

In the Flesh art trade with SAMA-MA! <33

I hope you like it!!! btw your mail arrived YOU ARE AMAZING uhuhuhu

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~Not gonna say anything spoilery, please watch this show everyone~

thingsfortwwings:

[Image: A portrait of Nebula; she’s looking out at the viewer.]
tomasoverbai:

Nebula drawing with potatoshop color

thingsfortwwings:

[Image: A portrait of Nebula; she’s looking out at the viewer.]

tomasoverbai:

Nebula drawing with potatoshop color

"… and a hole the shape of his brother in his soul."

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